Permission to SWEAR!

I went bowling on Saturday night with "the girls" from our family for the (we hope) First Annual NOhMANn Ladies night out.




A fabulous idea put together by my niece Megan!


However, I suck at bowling and should know better than to bowl when I've been trying to heal a herniated disc. But, oh no! I wouldn't stop, even after one round. I went right ahead with the humiliation into a second round. And, at the very last (the very, very last) roll of the night while everyone was watching and I was trying to at least get a higher score than my sister Lucy, I fell on my ASS! Yes! I did!

So, on top of sore hips, aching back already, I throw my back out right there for everyone at Granite Bowl to see. Remember the commercial "I've fallen- AND, I can't get up" ? Oh, my gawd, my sister Lucy tries to pull me off my ass and I'm telling her "NO!" you can't just pull me up, I've thrown my back out!"

So, I'm on my ass, I can't get up and all my sisters, et al are laughing at me and Amy dear is taking a picture of me while Lucy is trying to pull me up. What a disastrous end to a pretty, cool night! I get up there and start crying out of frustration, embarrassment and pain. What a dandy!

I went to the chiropractor yesterday and to my FP today for some muscle relaxants and my wounded pride (what little I have) is being restored little, by little.

So, I asked Chris and the boys everyday if I could have permission to swear! Sunday it was "crap" or "shit", yesterday I asked for "damn!"...today, can I say "Son of a Bitch"? I think after today, things will be looking up, so I won't ask for the "F'Nheimmer tomorrow, I promise.

SON- OF-A-BITCH!

Tea Anyone?

Only a Mom would know.......

"One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from
an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea
set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite
toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news
when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which
was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of
praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring
him a cup of tea, because it was just the cutest
thing! My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know..... :)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can
reach to get water is the toilet!'"

Thanks to my friend Donna for this funny FWD message, lol :)

(I found the tea up photo online, so I'll link up the credit to where I got it from and who might be the photographer. I loved the shot and really, feel guilty just using photos especially such a well crafted photo).

What the?

I'm not going to link any of the news items, you'll just have to believe me on this. Besides, I got it from Jon Stewart and the Daily Show is the only unbiased news source out there!

What the ?? is wrong with the media following the Obama girls like a bunch of stalkers and reporting what they are wearing, the kind of doll hanging from their backpack, eating at school for the next 2 days, and so on? Geez! Kind of creepy. The Daily Show had great comments- just classic! ;)